Just when you thought she couldn’t get anymore perfect she pulls a pizza outta her fabulous weave
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
White Ranger v. Scorpion
need to see one where his sword comes to play
You got it!
Holy shit this is like legend shit
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Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
What she order..? Fish fillet?
"A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”
took me a minute to realize who they were and now im squealing
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